The odds are probably in your favor... probably. Featuring stick figures drifting through shark-infested waters, this ultra-soft tee is perfect for anyone who finds comfort in wildly unhelpful statistics. A hilarious gift for pessimists, optimists, and everyone in between.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color/blend)
• Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
• DTG/DTF printed artwork: crisp front print with optional DTF sleeve or neck label prints
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty