Spoiler alert: nobody gets out alive. Until then, enjoy the walk. This ultra-soft tee pairs existential humor with everyday comfort. A perfect gift for lovers of dark humor, dry wit, and people who laugh at the inevitable.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies for heathers)
• Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look
• Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
• Durable, low-impact DTG/DTF printing methods on garment and sleeves
• OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty