Congratulations—you survived long enough to stop caring. Featuring a snoozing stick figure decades later, this tee reminds us that time has a funny way of editing the highlights. Perfect for fans of dry wit and existential comedy.

Product Features

• Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
• The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
• All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
• Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
• This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for safety and quality assurance.